Hi, my name is Lauren

ask me schtuff   Everything is amazing and nobody is happy.

I already feel so deeply sad. I’m pathetic.

— 5 days ago with 1 note

z-co:

one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because

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— 2 weeks ago with 129312 notes
WiFi:connected
Me:then fucking act like it
— 2 weeks ago with 488841 notes

prrb:

please turn on the audio for this

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— 2 weeks ago with 204308 notes

mac or pc? sry i use barbie image

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— 2 weeks ago with 256953 notes

pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself

(Source: pinkvelourtracksuit, via aughenblog)

— 2 weeks ago with 773806 notes

meghannwithtwonspotter:

bitchyougood:

i would describe myself as glamirouse, mysteriouse, and a bit

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goodbye

— 3 weeks ago with 195899 notes

alizabug:

I’ve posted this before but this gives me strength when I have none

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— 1 month ago with 263845 notes

joshpeck:

maxiboym:

joshpeck:

i’m sad

What’s wrong, did you run over Oprah again?

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— 1 month ago with 337020 notes