Hi, my name is Lauren

ask me schtuff   Everything is amazing and nobody is happy.

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get in my bed rather than on my nerves 

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officialunitedstates:

don’t you hate when you’re driving and the car in front of you is soooo slow but then you pass them and you see that a snail was driving and you’re like “oh that makes sense now”

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childservices:

if I stretch my hands up a little every shirt is a crop top! im broke bitch u think I’m bout to buy half a shirt sike!

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strongerquickerbetter:

fit-foot-forward:

This is Scarlett Johansson at a beach in Hawaii.

She is one of the most gorgeous women in the world and a huge sex symbol. She isn’t totally skinny, she only has a thigh gap if she stands with her legs apart and she has cellulite and stretch marks on her thighs and butt. Does she give a fuck? No!

Regardless of all this, she’s absolutely gorgeous. There’s nothing wrong with cellulite, or stretch marks, or not having a perfectly flat stomach, you are beautiful and these things are normal. 

I just wanted you all to see somebody who isn’t “perfect”, is still incredibly beautiful and doesn’t care about her stretch marks.

This legitimately just made me feel 1,000x better. I am a perfectionist about every aspect of my life, and sometimes it’s hard for me to recognize that nobody is or can be perfect.

I’m pretty sure I have reblogged this before but I just love this so much. Scarlett is one of my favorite women of all time. 

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arnobuyens:

spaceindavers:

Don’t smoke kids

smoke cigarettes instead

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urbanclictionary:

how do people major in mathematics dont you love yourself

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