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setthestageonfire:

So my family got a skeleton for halloween

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— 6 days ago with 17985 notes

dirtylittledamsel:

when he asks for nudes but you’re not in the mood

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— 6 days ago with 86508 notes

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

you guys are all so hypocritical making fun of christopher columbus. as if you haven’t gone to the grocery store for some spices, gotten lost, and ended up murdering millions of people

(via sassitude)

— 6 days ago with 9036 notes
foxnewsofficial:

durbikins:

durbikins:

get 50 notes on this post and I’ll give the dog a pepperoni





i hope he’s been given nearly 3000 more pepperonis by now

foxnewsofficial:

durbikins:

durbikins:

get 50 notes on this post and I’ll give the dog a pepperoni

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i hope he’s been given nearly 3000 more pepperonis by now

(via sassitude)

— 6 days ago with 160072 notes