Hi, my name is Lauren

ask me schtuff   Everything is amazing and nobody is happy.

zufallstreffer:

astrosloth2016:

I’m not saying that I’m an amazing actor but i HAVE won as many Oscars as Leonardo DiCaprio

let’s be honest we’re all just reblogging that as long as we still can

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— 3 hours ago with 540288 notes
lion:

this nigga drake brought a lint roller to a basketball game lmaoooo

lion:

this nigga drake brought a lint roller to a basketball game lmaoooo

(via jelliesaremagic)

— 3 hours ago with 17481 notes
alexandhisworld:

dionnelips:

When I get excited about something my friend has no interest in.

Me flirting

alexandhisworld:

dionnelips:

When I get excited about something my friend has no interest in.

Me flirting

(via jelliesaremagic)

— 3 hours ago with 400651 notes
thatsmoderatelyraven:

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

is it me or did the dad lose 200 pounds in 5 seconds

thatsmoderatelyraven:

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

is it me or did the dad lose 200 pounds in 5 seconds

(Source: 4GIFs.com, via jelliesaremagic)

— 3 hours ago with 132812 notes
"Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships.
So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated."
— 19 hours ago with 356966 notes

fix me in 45

— 19 hours ago

thejewker:

ostolero:

dogs deserve to live forever

well yea but all dogs go to heaven

(via deanandhepburn)

— 19 hours ago with 233501 notes
"I just wanted to be enough."
6 word story (via insanity-and-vanity)

(Source: connotativewords, via deanandhepburn)

— 19 hours ago with 13505 notes
thiscorpsofbrothers:

danisnotonfire:


Opening a beer with a frisbee.

dude

this is the most bro thing ever

thiscorpsofbrothers:

danisnotonfire:

Opening a beer with a frisbee.

dude

this is the most bro thing ever

(via thisistheg00dlife)

— 19 hours ago with 184430 notes

Fall Out Boy will always be my first and truest love

— 19 hours ago with 2 notes